My friend recently posted this on hi5, found it interesting and decided to post it up here:

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRiENDS:  Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours
FAKE FRiENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRiENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that shit.”

FAKE FRiENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out .